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Okayy for those of you who follow WWE you know that The Rock is BACK and is the WrestleMania Host!!

There were several quotes from "The Great One" the main one seems to be that "The Brahma Bull" "isn't going away" now take that however you like, but if you're like me, who all of a sudden felt 10 years old again, and had Goosebumps as soon as The Rock's theme hit, you'll be wanting to see him stay after WrestleMania!!!

Other quotes from "The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment":

On the reason he's back "It's not because of the money, It's not to promote a movie, I am back in the middle of this ring because of you! When I left the WWE 7 years ago, I dreamed big! And you guys dreamed big with me! You helped me accomplish my goals, accomplish my dreams, because you never left my side." Then followed the interesting bit "I want to take this moment to tell you all here, millions watching around the world, i want to tell you Thank You, I love you, and it is because of you that I’m back in this ring, it is because of you, and I give you my word I am NEVER EVER going away"

On how he became the WrestleMania Host "The Rock called Vince McMahon, and Vince McMahon said "Rock, i know why you're calling, i know you know i know i need a host for WrestleMania, Rock there is only one man electrifying enough to host WrestleMania, Rock there is only one man who can captivate the world, Rock that man can only be Justin Beiber". But i told Vince, I said ohnonono, hey, no, The Rock knows Justin, he's 'cool', 'cool' kid, but make no mistake about it, Vince, there is only ONE man capable enough to host WrestleMania, that man is the The Jabroni Beating, Pie eatin, Trail blazin, Eyebrow raising, Step of the brakes put your foot on the gas always ready to whoop someone's ass, The Rock"

"At the drop of a dime, The Rock will layeth the SmackDown at WrestleMania"

The Rock also went on to insult Current WWE Champion The Miz "He's the one that goes around saying "I'm the Miz and I’m awesome, I’m awesome" I hear that all the time "I'm awesome" well The Rock is no scientist, but be pretty much knows there's one formula that's a fact, if you've gotta run around shooting your mouth off telling everyone how 'awesome' you are it means you are absolutely, undoubtedly, unquestionably, 100% completely SUCK"

The Rock was then foolishly interrupted by The Anonymous Raw GM and Michael Cole "Wowowowow, Michael Cole if you take one more step towards that computer, The Rock will get out of this ring and slap the taste so far out your mouth you'll never get it back. Shut Up. Michael Cole you actually think is just going to let you walk over to that computer and interrupt him when he is Live on Raw? Is that What you think? You actually think that any of us give a damn what your GM has to say? Michael Cole is that what you think? (Michael Cole: ) "I'll tell you what i think....." IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Now what you Michael Cole is you sit your ass down at that announce booth, you take off your headset, and you don't say a word. And i quote: You know your damn role, and shut your damn mouth. Because if you don't The Rock will have some good Facebook Pictures to post on his Facebook tonight. Does anyone here wanna contribute to The Rock's Facebook? www.facebook.com/dwaynejohnson (The Rock is also on Twitter: twitter.com/TheRock) if Michael Cole doesn't do as The Rock says you're going to get a beautiful picture of The Rock stepping out of this ring, going over to that computer, some of you may know where I’m going with this...., the picture you're gonna get is The Rock shining it up real nice, turning that son-bitch sideways and sticking it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass!! now sit down you look like a drunk Hobbit, sit your ass down."

The Rock on John Cena "A guy who i met, a guy who i thought was a cool guy, wished him well, happy for his success, when The Rock leaves he comes in and out of the blue, eventually he starts talking trash about The Rock, I don't know why, and i don't care, but i'm back now, you might have heard of him, his name is John Cena."

"So let me get this straight, the WWE went from the powerful Austin 3:16, to the dominant and iconic Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?, all the way to *squeaky voice* You can't see me, You can't see me, You can't see me, What? are you playing peek-a-boo? You can't see me, i can see you, no, you can't see me. Can you see me? Oh believe me, we all can see you. A blind folded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How the hell you think we can miss? You come out here with your bright ass purple shirt on, and before that your bright green shirt, before that your bright orange shirt. You're running round here looking like a big fat bowl of fruity pebbles. John Cena, The Rock will see you at WrestleMania"

On a side note it's worth noting that The Rock, Steve Austin & Stephanie McMahon were all high trending topics on Twitter after raw!

For those of you who missed this week's Raw, you Have to see it, even just for the last 30 mins! (Search it on Youtube)

Will The Rock be on Raw next week? Who knows, but imagine this, The Rock on Raw, The Undertaker Returns (We now know this since he was seen in this week's teaser) on Raw, and perhaps a Triple H Return..... I'd recommend everyone tune into Raw next week..... I feel something good is going to happen!)
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XxFerretsGoBoomxX Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011
i had an orgasm!!! :P Best valinetines day eeever!! <3
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RezzaVANdaviD Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
oh my goss....
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ToruKun1 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
:iconichaincameplz::iconsaysplz:I FUKKEN' CAME
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RevolutionHellCowboy Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm so happy The Rock is coming back. WWE almost had us fooled when they had a female coming out of the limo, but no one...and I mean NO ONE, can host an event as big as WrestleMania like the Great One himself The Rock.
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becky127 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yay!! :D
the rock!! :D
i miss those days b/c wrestling used to be better and it had better wrestlers!! :D
but that's just my opinion!! :D
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DemonicAtemu Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The Rock's promo was amazing, i feel sorry for the WWE Sound Guys, they were having to try and guess when he was going to say ass or whatever....

Best promo in recent memory.
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becky127 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i bet they were having a great time... :P
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DemonicAtemu Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohh yeah. I've majorly re-written the blog, you should take a look :-)
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becky127 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah i did
it was funny b/c they only censored like one!! :P
i think it's cool he is back but if he goes against cena, i'm going with cena!! :D
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